Monday, January 24, 2011
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
¿por qué no?
4 Days in Nicaragua

It was my birthday week and the last leg of Kenna's big trip so I spontaneously decided (four days before departure) to fly down to Managua. The plan was to do some diving off of Little Corn island but we had some truly horrendous weather that resulted in a lot of rum and board games. I realized Kenna was a kindred spirit when we both found "pundit" during a heated Boggle match. She got the plural, though - damn her.
The boat trip from Big to Little Corn was certainly the longest 8 miles I've ever traveled. You've perhaps seen the Hokusai Great Wave woodblock print? Or watched the epic Wolfgang Petersen film The Perfect Storm? That should give you the basic idea.
The non-digital waves must have been 10-12 feet high and our panga boat was only about 25 feet long and had no top of any kind. The Caribbean sea came right on in and we arrived on the island completely drenched.
We stayed in a clapboard shack right on the beach, which would have been lovely in hot and sunny weather but in 60 mph winds was a bit like sleeping inside a snare drum. All dive trips were canceled and even swimming seemed unwise because of the rough seas and the absence of a hot shower.
Still, no regrets. It was great to see Lady K -- we had lots of catching up to do.
It also whetted my appetite for future Latin American adventures. And more Flor de Caña rum. Yum.
More photos
Thursday, July 17, 2008
Back from the World
(Title courtesy of Josh Rosenfeld)
When I was a young lass, I would sit on the shore of Bellingham Bay and stare at the slate blue horizon line. I yearned to know about the mysterious places out there with exotic names like Fiji, Bali, Laos, Kashmir, Istanbul and Kathmandu. I've been to all of those places now and it turns out that quitting my job and flying 28,000 miles in six and a half months was the very best way to regain the joie de vivre that's been notably absent for the past several years.
The trip made me hard in some ways and soft in others. I emerged from the Vipassana meditation retreat secure in the knowledge that I could take on just about anything but I almost cried when my beloved This Busy Monster t-shirt that I'd been wearing every night finally disintegrated.
As a wise subway-ticket case once said:

Thanks for tuning in to this little blog o' mine. I hope it inspired some of you to start planning a grand adventure of your own.
Here is a slideshow of my favorite photos from the trip.
Posh Lollies
When I learn to play the electric guitar, this will be the name of my band.
An anglophile's round the world trip wouldn't really be complete without a stop in the land of digestive bisquits, Mike Leigh films, pissing rain, and the best place names ever (the next stop is...Cockfosters).
My two weeks in England were spent largely on trains traveling between places that start with the letter "B". I was doing my best to avoid spending money on lodging so I camped out with a variety of generous hosts.
My friend Anne is living in a burb north of London called Bedford. I believe she refers to it as the Renton of England. I think that's a bit harsh - it was actually very pleasant.
We took a day trip together to Cambridge and I was extremely dismayed to learn that not a single frame of my favorite film, Chariots of Fire, was actually filmed there. It's a beautiful town but the weather was crappy and many of the colleges were closed to visitors. Anne and her husband Den have been expats since September and they had some hilarious stories about the tribulations of getting a UK driving license. Speaking of which, I saw the amazing film Happy-Go-Lucky at the Odeon off of Picadilly Circus. Eddie Marsan does a powerhouse turn as a "few-twisties-short-of-a-full-packet" driving instructor. The theatre was virtually empty and when I asked my English friends about it, they told me that Mike Leigh movies just don't offer enough of an escape for them. Fair enough.
Sean was in town for a few days and we mainly sat around in his fancy hotel room watching Coronation Street or Wimbledon and eating Hobnobs. We also checked out the National Gallery (hello, Van Gogh) which was packed with adorable schoolchildren. The museum faces Nelson's Column and we had a bit of a chuckle about it. Later in the week we went to see a play called Harper Regan featuring Lesley Sharp from my other favorite film, Naked. She was great but the rest of it was pretty shoddy.
The lead singer/choreographer for my rock band will have to be Rebecca Smedley. She is a drop-dead gorgeous fellow Bellingham native who has the glorious blessing of dual citizenship (born in England, the brat). She was having a birthday while I was there so I zipped out to her flat in Buckinghamshire to celebrate. Good times at the Old Bell karaoke night. We also wandered around Camden Market together where I encouraged her to buy a smashing leather jacket. Favorite new British-ism: "Fannying about" = goofing off, wasting time.
I spent my last days in England with an old flame from my days at prestigious Hull University. He lives in Brighton now and drives an adorable red Fiat 500. I was pleased to learn that he still loves Roy Orbison, red sneakers, and cowboy culture. And also that he seems to have forgiven me, which I don't really deserve. We took a long walk by a windswept turquoise sea splashing against chalky white cliffs. I'm afraid I was terrible company because I could practically feel the cubicle walls closing in around me.
48 hours later, I was boarding the plane at Heathrow. And that was that.
More Photos
An anglophile's round the world trip wouldn't really be complete without a stop in the land of digestive bisquits, Mike Leigh films, pissing rain, and the best place names ever (the next stop is...Cockfosters).
My friend Anne is living in a burb north of London called Bedford. I believe she refers to it as the Renton of England. I think that's a bit harsh - it was actually very pleasant.
The lead singer/choreographer for my rock band will have to be Rebecca Smedley. She is a drop-dead gorgeous fellow Bellingham native who has the glorious blessing of dual citizenship (born in England, the brat). She was having a birthday while I was there so I zipped out to her flat in Buckinghamshire to celebrate. Good times at the Old Bell karaoke night. We also wandered around Camden Market together where I encouraged her to buy a smashing leather jacket. Favorite new British-ism: "Fannying about" = goofing off, wasting time.
I spent my last days in England with an old flame from my days at prestigious Hull University. He lives in Brighton now and drives an adorable red Fiat 500. I was pleased to learn that he still loves Roy Orbison, red sneakers, and cowboy culture. And also that he seems to have forgiven me, which I don't really deserve. We took a long walk by a windswept turquoise sea splashing against chalky white cliffs. I'm afraid I was terrible company because I could practically feel the cubicle walls closing in around me.48 hours later, I was boarding the plane at Heathrow. And that was that.
More Photos
Sunday, July 6, 2008
La Vacance
My dear friend Rachel greeted me warmly at the train station in Bordeaux and I was startled to discover that her baby boy now comes up to my elbows and speaks fluent French. Rachel and her husband Tim moved to France about five years ago and they were kind enough to let me take over the top floor of their amazingly huge and beautiful maison.
More Bordeaux photos
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Tofurkey
Leaving Asia, Leaving My Girls
Why such a delay in posting this one? I blame the oysters, baguettes, ice cream, sheep cheese, candied figs, blood sausage, grilled zucchini, broccoli pasta, and ridiculously tasty wine of Bordeaux.
Why such a delay in posting this one? I blame the oysters, baguettes, ice cream, sheep cheese, candied figs, blood sausage, grilled zucchini, broccoli pasta, and ridiculously tasty wine of Bordeaux.
We spent four days enjoying the charms of a truly first rate metropolis - the stunning beauty of the mosques, the vibrant grand bazaar, the fantastic meals, the echoes of the calls to prayer, the apple tea, and the sea views from our roof. Our hostel was in the touristy area of Sultanahmet and it was strange to suddenly be surrounded by loads of American and European travelers. They were all discussing their recent experiences in Greece, Spain, or Bulgaria and I felt quite wistful that my time in Europe would be so brief. More Istanbul photos
More Southern Turkey photos
Sunday, June 15, 2008
Northern India - Part 2
Goats n' Guns


"You look like Hillary Clinton," said the border guard as we crossed a mountain pass into Kashmir. I don't, do I?
After a grueling 14 hour drive through the area that Hillary's husband once deemed the most dangerous in world, we reached Pahalgam. I suspect that ponies outnumber people in this quaint little hamlet nestled in the Kashmir Valley. Despite the heavy presence of men with guns, the primary danger we faced was from the scorching sun, which turned my nose, toes, and fingers a deep crimson color.
We spent a blissful week there, the peace and beauty diminished only slightly by the poopy diapers attitude of the three brothers who controlled our program. When you're told "Bread is out of season now" or "I'm waiting for the internet man to call back," the best response is a grin and a side-to-side head bobble.
Not many western tourists venture up into Kashmir but it was definitely the highlight of my time in India. Just don't attempt the Srinagar airport unless you really enjoy a nice strip search.
More photos
"You look like Hillary Clinton," said the border guard as we crossed a mountain pass into Kashmir. I don't, do I?
After a grueling 14 hour drive through the area that Hillary's husband once deemed the most dangerous in world, we reached Pahalgam. I suspect that ponies outnumber people in this quaint little hamlet nestled in the Kashmir Valley. Despite the heavy presence of men with guns, the primary danger we faced was from the scorching sun, which turned my nose, toes, and fingers a deep crimson color.
We spent a blissful week there, the peace and beauty diminished only slightly by the poopy diapers attitude of the three brothers who controlled our program. When you're told "Bread is out of season now" or "I'm waiting for the internet man to call back," the best response is a grin and a side-to-side head bobble.
Not many western tourists venture up into Kashmir but it was definitely the highlight of my time in India. Just don't attempt the Srinagar airport unless you really enjoy a nice strip search.
More photos
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)






















