When I learn to play the electric guitar, this will be the name of my band.
An anglophile's round the world trip wouldn't really be complete without a stop in the land of digestive bisquits, Mike Leigh films, pissing rain, and the best place names ever (the next stop is...Cockfosters).

My two weeks in England were spent largely on trains traveling between places that start with the letter "B". I was doing my best to avoid spending money on lodging so I camped out with a variety of generous hosts.
My friend Anne is living in a burb north of London called Bedford. I believe she refers to it as the Renton of England. I think that's a bit harsh - it was actually very pleasant.

We took a day trip together to Cambridge and I was extremely dismayed to learn that not a single frame of my favorite film,
Chariots of Fire, was actually filmed there. It's a beautiful town but the weather was crappy and many of the colleges were closed to visitors. Anne and her husband Den have been expats since September and they had some hilarious stories about the tribulations of getting a UK driving license. Speaking of which, I saw the amazing film
Happy-Go-Lucky at the Odeon off of Picadilly Circus. Eddie Marsan does a powerhouse turn as a "few-twisties-short-of-a-full-packet" driving instructor. The theatre was virtually empty and when I asked my English friends about it, they told me that Mike Leigh movies just don't offer enough of an escape for them. Fair enough.

Sean was in town for a few days and we mainly sat around in his fancy hotel room watching Coronation Street or Wimbledon and eating Hobnobs. We also checked out the National Gallery (hello, Van Gogh) which was packed with adorable schoolchildren. The museum faces Nelson's Column and we had a bit of a chuckle about it. Later in the week we went to see a play called
Harper Regan featuring Lesley Sharp from my other favorite film,
Naked. She was great but the rest of it was pretty shoddy.

The lead singer/choreographer for my rock band will have to be Rebecca Smedley. She is a drop-dead gorgeous fellow Bellingham native who has the glorious blessing of dual citizenship (born in England, the brat). She was having a birthday while I was there so I zipped out to her flat in Buckinghamshire to celebrate. Good times at the Old Bell karaoke night. We also wandered around Camden Market together where I encouraged her to buy a smashing leather jacket. Favorite new British-ism: "Fannying about" = goofing off, wasting time.

I spent my last days in England with an old flame from my days at prestigious Hull University. He lives in Brighton now and drives an adorable red Fiat 500. I was pleased to learn that he still loves Roy Orbison, red sneakers, and cowboy culture. And also that he seems to have forgiven me, which I don't really deserve. We took a long walk by a windswept turquoise sea splashing against chalky white cliffs. I'm afraid I was terrible company because I could practically feel the cubicle walls closing in around me.
48 hours later, I was boarding the plane at Heathrow. And that was that.
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